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December 2018

**AUCTION EVENT IN UNIVERSE B126 – ONLY AVAILABLE IN THE NEXT 200 YEARS**

Hello Cthulst,

We at C͝͏͎̪̯͕͔̬͚̬͙̤͔̖̣͓̹̰̼̝’̷̶̀҉̳̯̖̫̜̜̺ḁ̴͕͍̪̬̀͞͡l̴̛͇̭̦̭͍̹͜͞͝ú҉̮͙̩̩͕̬̜̼̬̙̬̮͞ͅr҉̷̨̦̹̲̬͔̜́o̧̳͈̪͚̫̳̮͘͞͡͡ͅ ̧̛̛͕͈̗̖͙̖̯̞̤͟͠A̛̞̝̖̖̫͚̱̻̬̪̼̮͇͉̘u̵̘̭̥̣̱̹̫̼̩̲͢͝c͏̵̵͈̙̹̜̥t̨̰̫̲̮̭͉͍̗̬̠̼̱̪̜͘i̛̫͔̦͔̤͓̜͙̦̮̦̩͙̭o̵̧̹̗̼̙̗̙͉̱̪̬̠͈̬̹̤̟ͅͅn̸̠̩̻̘͙͘͟ͅs̷҉̨҉̝͈͉̘͔̹̫̹̜̲̥̳͚͉ͅ ̶̗̙̲̞̩̺͔̞͕̮̲͔̼̥̗́̕͢͝ͅG҉̧̱͕͙͎̖̹̲̞̘̮̗͉̳́͜r̢͞͞͡͏̯̦̺͉̜̪̟͕̬̝o̴̵̵̼̳̣̥̤͈̣̥̗̼͎̹͡u̪̣̹̗̦̪͚͖̹̩͓̰͡p̸̸̬͓̥̝ are holding a universe spanning selling event!

 

It will begin on Rotational Moon Cycle 32 to Rotational Moon Cycle 44.

There will be refreshments and drinks available for mortal humanoid beings and antimatter for cosmic voids who wish to partake in our dinner service.

We will also provide an interstellar raffle. Donations were given from businesses in these locations:

  • Alpha Star 234-AA
  • Onkuthea Prime
  • Crade 4EU
  • Zulnaenerth
  • Bagua 7DT

We will accept:

  • Ancient artifacts from the Baguan Cephlapod gods
  • Forbidden texts written in the Xohiri language
  • Tools for deciphering alien texts
  • Portals to parallel dimensions (NOTE: MUST BE IN MINT CONDITION)
  • Scrolls from the Forbidden Empire
  • Old and new space vessels
  • dwarf planets
  • And more!

Please contact auctioneer Ç̨̥͖̯̤͈̀͜͡h̵̙̗̣̼̦̜̹̝͖̜͕̀̀͘͞ư̶̡͓͈̗̙̥̰̮̗̼͈̜̼̞̞̖͎͝ņ̢͉̳̺̬̻̣̗̫̰͔͇̹̠̠ó̴̢̝͕̲̲̰̜̜̥̹̺̻͟p̜͚̩̗̰̩̞̖͉̯͍̠̬̟̼͎̟͔̝͘ȩ̷̗̳̱̞̳̟̪̺͔̙̬͎̕ ̷̸̟̙̤̙̼͙̟̪͓̼͇P̵̙̟̯͕̗͔͓͘͠͡ŕ̦̝͔͓̖͉͖͓̼̝í̛҉̸̥̤͔̺̘̭̼̯̘̺̫̥̰͎͈͕͢m͝҉̸͎͎̙̼̬̻͚͘͠ͅͅḛ̶͎̮̙̬̱̖̫̜̜̝͎̭ , who will be answering any inquiries from this ad.