about cthulist

cthulist.org is a site dedicated to buying and selling anything and everything that falls between the c̻͖͕̟͍͚ṟa͖̪̩̹ck̯s̭̫̪̝̦̗ ̟̺̭o͍̝̜͚̫̝f͚̭͚ ̦͚̺r̭̤̭͉͕͔e͖͓̪̹̹a̭͇̗li͉͔̻̯ty̘͕. Existing in all dimensions and maintained by our omnidimensional staff, cthulist can connect you with people, elder gods, monsters and cultists around the multiverse.

The site was set up by Fhinsikael Fexton in GET_EARLIEST_DIMENSIONAL_DATE(2899): return 1997 AD and since has helped many to rid themselves of curses, dimensional portals and sentient creepy dolls. It has also connected many others with empowering blessings, cheap alien slave labour and — of course — state-of-the-art quasicryptic planetary desecrators.

All users are free to post E͓̪͈͍͈̹ͅR̙R̺̼̮̻̮̞ͅO͖̹̞̟̰R͇͔̞̠:̩̩̳͔ͅ ̱̩̮͈̰D̬͓I͇͖͙M̤͔E̯N̼S͍̘͍IO̩N̜ ̭D̥E̹̹̼͍͕͍PẸ̜̙̠N͈͇̼̺͔̫DI̲̼̤N̘̼̲͎G̼̞̟̤.