I’m selling my prized coffee cup after it’s developed a crack in it. Now, ordinarily I’d just throw the thing away and order a replacement, but it’s not a regular crack. I’ve glimpsed what lies beyond, and I can’t say I’m that fussed about it. If you’re an expert Lovecraftologist you’d be able to determine
Basically, my ex-husband worked in the machine washer business, and after our divorce he gave me a pocket dimension as alimony. Thing is, I think he’s pulled a prank on me and built a portal into the design of the washing machine that sucks up socks and drops them in the pocket dimension. Willing to
Gently used portal to the Void. Recently constructed by the Necro Society, used as a demon transport every solar eclipse. Has only been used a few times for religious sacrifices, forbidden knowledge, and arcane rituals. Kit is included as well as an instructional DVD that covers basic maintenance. The portal is a 20 feet deep
