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FASHION MERCENARY FOR HIRE

The way people dress has only gotten worse and worse over time. An undercover investigation by leading Earth-4536 news site The Onion, involving a reporter wearing orange galoshes after Labor Day (a classic faux pas, easy way to catch out the nouveau riche), found that even in capital cities they were not arrested by the

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Searching for new Church Grim

Greetings, I am Maximilian, Church Grim of the hallowed Elritide Park. For one thousand and eighty nine years have I roamed the grounds, protecting mine charges from the evils of the devil’s forces and ne’er-do-wells. For one thousand and eighty nine years have I faithfully guarded the corporeal forms of the dearly departed, witnessed battles,

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[UPDATE] Mambos No. 1 to 4

Not a listing, but a strange update. Lou Bega announced recently in an interview about the origin of Mambos number 1 to 4, which sound like complete tripe to me.   He came up with some excuse that it was representing the five continents, which is a big stretch to say the least, but a

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**AUCTION EVENT IN UNIVERSE B126 – ONLY AVAILABLE IN THE NEXT 200 YEARS**

Hello Cthulst, We at C͝͏͎̪̯͕͔̬͚̬͙̤͔̖̣͓̹̰̼̝’̷̶̀҉̳̯̖̫̜̜̺ḁ̴͕͍̪̬̀͞͡l̴̛͇̭̦̭͍̹͜͞͝ú҉̮͙̩̩͕̬̜̼̬̙̬̮͞ͅr҉̷̨̦̹̲̬͔̜́o̧̳͈̪͚̫̳̮͘͞͡͡ͅ ̧̛̛͕͈̗̖͙̖̯̞̤͟͠A̛̞̝̖̖̫͚̱̻̬̪̼̮͇͉̘u̵̘̭̥̣̱̹̫̼̩̲͢͝c͏̵̵͈̙̹̜̥t̨̰̫̲̮̭͉͍̗̬̠̼̱̪̜͘i̛̫͔̦͔̤͓̜͙̦̮̦̩͙̭o̵̧̹̗̼̙̗̙͉̱̪̬̠͈̬̹̤̟ͅͅn̸̠̩̻̘͙͘͟ͅs̷҉̨҉̝͈͉̘͔̹̫̹̜̲̥̳͚͉ͅ ̶̗̙̲̞̩̺͔̞͕̮̲͔̼̥̗́̕͢͝ͅG҉̧̱͕͙͎̖̹̲̞̘̮̗͉̳́͜r̢͞͞͡͏̯̦̺͉̜̪̟͕̬̝o̴̵̵̼̳̣̥̤͈̣̥̗̼͎̹͡u̪̣̹̗̦̪͚͖̹̩͓̰͡p̸̸̬͓̥̝ are holding a universe spanning selling event!   It will begin on Rotational Moon Cycle 32 to Rotational Moon Cycle 44. There will be refreshments and drinks available for mortal humanoid beings and antimatter for cosmic voids who wish to partake in our dinner service. We will also provide an

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SELLING ADJUSTABLE MONSTER TRAP

GREETINGS! I AM DESIGNATED HUNTER B3-6N-02P, SON OF RENOWNED MONSTER HUNTER Y6-0I-01P. THOUGH OLD AND OBSOLETE TO ME, HIS ALL-PURPOSE MONSTER TRAP MAY BE A GOOD FIT FOR ASPIRING AND AMATEUR MONSTER HUNTERS. IT HAS BEEN MAINTAINED EXCELLENTLY OVER THE YEARS, AND FUNCTIONS JUST AS WELL AS IT DID TWO CENTURIES AGO. IT IS CAPABLE

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Pre-universe Matchbox car, mint condition

Limited edition Elder God Chariot from the Matchbox Eternal series, pre-universe. You may not ever find something else like it, since as far as I know, all the other pre-universe ones have been recalled by Matchbox for anomalous effects. Statement from the company: “We did not make these. They don’t even exist and they never

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