Searching for new Church Grim

Greetings,

I am Maximilian, Church Grim of the hallowed Elritide Park. For one thousand and eighty nine years have I roamed the grounds, protecting mine charges from the evils of the devil’s forces and ne’er-do-wells. For one thousand and eighty nine years have I faithfully guarded the corporeal forms of the dearly departed, witnessed battles, seen towns rise and fall, watched entire family lines mourn, only to join their kin in my soils.

But, alas! Hark! My time to move on has come. An opening at ‘Kathy’s Meow-Meow Kitty Mill’ has recently been created after a recent paranormal sting of an animal mill revealed hundreds of deceased, and I have elected to use my expertise to guide these young animal souls. But someone must fill my place! It is such that I beseech ye to guard in mine place.

Days are long, twenty-four hours long. Service is for eternity, or until destruction of thy charge, the graveyard. Health benefits do not exist, as this job is primarily intended for the damned and demented.

Five hundred years experience wanted, payment in form of a small mausoleum that prevents exposure to the elements.