Greetings! My name is QL-7K-86H, a monster hunter by trade and monster researcher by profession. It is my job here at GC to aid in the understanding of those things which go bump in the night! So, to make a very lengthy story much shorter, a Schwachkopf underling of mine was negligent in his duties,
In search of an experienced hunter. Hello! My name is DESIGNATED ASSOCIATE TZ-T2-12B. I’m an aspiring monster hunter, which was the trade of my father, and my father’s father, all until they were horrifically maimed! I hope to follow in their footsteps, but I don’t know where to start. So, I’d like to apprentice with
Hey Y’all, Farmer Jacobs here, I most certainly hope this is the correct part of the interwebs to be posting this, but the darndest thing went on in my pumpkin patch last night. At the stroke of midnight i was awoken by a strange chanting, so naturally I grabbed my shotgun, pulled on my overalls
This isn’t a damn joke. This happened a few weeks ago. I received an egg from the user (NAME DELETED), and they gave me what they SAID was a “genuine dragon egg.” Turns out it wasn’t a dragon egg and I didn’t realize it was a bird demon egg until it was too late. They
I need a vampire hunter in order to eliminate an invasion currently proceeding in my small Eastern European village. This is a temporary position and I will pay for transportation, room and board. REQUIREMENTS AND DETAILS: At least 4-5 years experience. Monster Hunter Certification with specialization in the undead. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING YOUR
Hey so first off, there’s a lot of bigfoots out there and any bigfoot wrangler will just scoff and say “this is easy, easy money”. Well, my bigfoot is different. If you want to deal with the 500 pound bigfoot in my garage, I want you over here. Not only is it covered in a
