Looking for a skilled medium, well attuned and experienced when it comes to mischievous spirits. A number of such beings have infested my father’s store, and have made it more than a little difficult for him to go about his daily business. I’d attempt to commune with them myself, but I was not designated for such training.

Anyway, if you fit the bill, please come see me at DESIGNATED MEETING LOCATION ZT-77, Jenkins Blvd, DESIGNATED TOWN IL-65.