MISSED CONNECTIONS / [SEARCHING FOR FILTHY TRICKSTER HUMAN]

IT IS I XOZROLLOD OF THE ELEVENTH CYCLE.

IN THE SAFEHAVEN OF CAELION, YOU TRICKED ME OUT OF THE THAZGUD HERZSPHERE.

IT HAS TAKEN ME SEVEN MILLION HELL-YEARS, BUT FINALLY I HAVE FOUND YOU.

YOU, READING THIS POST NOW.

I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.

PREPARE FOR RETRIBUTION.

YOUR BODY WILL BE RENDERED INTO FUEL FOR THE NEVER-STOPPING MACHINES OF HELL.

YOUR SOUL WILL BE SPLIT INTO A THOUSAND PIECES, SCATTERED OVER THE BILDLICHIAN CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE.

YOUR WORLD WILL BE NOTHING BUT PAIN AND REGRET.

RETURN THE HERZSPHERE NOW, AND YOUR SENTENCE MAY BE SHORTENED BY A FEW THOUSAND YEARS.

YOU HAVE UNTIL THE NEXT MOON.