***VAMPIRE HUNTER FOR HIRE, EXPERIENCE NEEDED****

I need a vampire hunter in order to eliminate an invasion currently proceeding in my small Eastern European village. This is a temporary position and I will pay for transportation, room and board.

REQUIREMENTS AND DETAILS:

• At least 4-5 years experience.
• Monster Hunter Certification with specialization in the undead.
• YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING YOUR OWN KIT AND STAKES.
• One month temporary position. Might be considered a permanent member of our vampire hunting crew if you perform well enough.
• Pay is 6000 euros at the end of the month.
• Alchemy and knowledge of necromancy spells is not a requirement but preferred.
• MUST pass background check, the Zombie Infection Test, and cannot be under the influence of any dimensional death god.
• We do not discriminate against vampires or any humanoid race. We will accommodate you if you have a supernatural affliction, curse, or inter-dimensional malady- we are an equal opportunity employer.

Please send us a resume and respond to this job entry. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.